Today, on the 242nd anniversary of the breakup of the band the United Kingdom and the 13 Colonies, speculation is running rampant that the legendary supergroup will finally reunite.
For many diehard fans, this would be a dream come true. Lead vocalist United Kingdom first teamed up with a promising guitarist named 13 Colonies in 1607. Their first album, entitled The New World, featured such hits as Jamestown, John Smith, Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims, Mayflower, and New Amsterdam is now New York. It shot up the charts. Critics and fans alike were blown away with the fresh, raw, and exciting sound of the group. Fame and fortune soon followed.
The band went from number one single to number one album as they almost single-handedly reshaped the musical landscape. The soaring vocals of the United Kingdom blended perfectly with the amazing guitar riffs of the 13 Colonies.
They could play hard and fast like they did on their albums Bacon’s Rebellion and King Phillip’s War, or slow it down such as on the mellow William Penn and the Quakers.
It seemed like the sky was the limit for the group. They reached their peak during the epoch 7-year tour called the “French and Indian War,” achieving more success than any band could dream of. While it appeared for a while that such bands like Spain and the Viceroyalties or France and Quebec would make a push for the top of the charts, the UK and the 13 Colonies always beat back the challengers.
That success, however, led to the eventual dissolution of the group. The United Kingdom had fronted most of the money for the French and Indian War tour, and thought it was time that the 13 Colonies paid some of it back.
Horrific contract disputes followed. The 13 Colonies resented having to pay for tour expenses which the United Kingdom had always paid for in the past and thought that the UK was “being a total dick” about insisting on the money. The UK thought it was only fair that the Colonies contribute more to the general coffers of the band.
The squabbling led to the dissolution of the band in 1776. While it took seven years of negotiations to disentangle the intertwined assets, by 1783 the two band members were on their own.
At first, the United Kingdom seemed to be making out better than the 13 Colonies. It teamed up with touring bassist Canada and wild drummer Australia to form The British Empire, a colossus of hard rock which dominated the airwaves for over 100 years.
From their massive European tour of 1793-1815 where they brought the house down in France to their controversial Indian phase, the United Kingdom seemed to go from success to success.
The 13 Colonies went in a different direction. Changing their name to the United States, they initially focused on playing local shows and developing their own musical style. Songs such as “Paul Bunyan,” “Johnny Appleseed,” and “Davie Crockett,” exemplified the new style of the United States.
Relations with their former bandmates were tense for several years after the breakup, culminating in the famous Rap War of 1812. While most musical historians felt this war was inconclusive, the United States claimed victory after the famous diss track “Battle of New Orleans.”
Eventually, though, tempers cooled. The United Kingdom invited the United States to play with them on their 1914-1918 European tour. 23 years later it was the United States turn to play headliner, with the United Kingdom in support for another European tour between 1941 and 1945.
Recent events have led to speculation on a reunion. The United Kingdom recently left their current band, the European Union, to once again focus on a solo career. The United States has been doing a side project with Mexico and Canada called NAFTA, but rumor has it there are tensions in that group as well.
In addition, Prince Harry, a son of the United Kingdom, recently married Megan Merkle, a daughter of the United States. Could this celebration of love bring their parents closer together again?
Some critics feel that a reunion could never match the musical heights that the band once occupied, and it would just be a money-grubbing exercise in nostalgia. Many old fans, though, remember the band fondly and new fans are eager to see the band perform live.
The bands themselves have not issued any official statements on a possible reunion, leaving the situation ambiguous.
“I like and respect the United Kingdom,” said the United States. “They are fabulous musicians. Our joint tours in Europe were very successful, and we would love to work together again. Whether that is as independent bands or as a reunited United Kingdom and the 13 Colonies remains to be seen.”
The United Kingdom was a bit more cautious about a possible reunion, indicating that the United States must support the English team in the World Cup before the band can get back together.